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[nobodylikeshim]

hi hi
how goes the assassination schemes?
just kidding.

[pubertytwice]

What do you want?
_{[ The immediate and probably proper response to Hisoka. ]}

[nobodylikeshim]

To chat. ♥
I enjoy idle chit-chat~ ♥

[pubertytwice]

And you pick me, of all people, to idle chit-chat with.

[nobodylikeshim]

So grim! ♥
But why not? If there is one person that needles idle chit-chat, it's you. ♠

[pubertytwice]

Alright, well.
Get idle chit-chatting. I don't have all day for your bullshit.

_{[ Ever since his correct guess on the network, he's aware Hisoka is typically up to something that doesn't appear as it seems.}

OH MY GOD. I CAN USE THE RIGHT WORDS.

[nobodylikeshim]

Okay! ♥
I found some nice places to shop for clothes for one. ♥
A lot of nice friends like to go shopping with me these days. ♣
It makes me feel quite popular~ ♥
How about you? Enjoying spending time with people? ♦

HAHA it's all good

[pubertytwice]

Hardly.
_{[ Why is he so ornery. There's not much truth in that statement. He's found a good assortment of people he likes. ]}

A majority of the people here are simpletons.
I also bought some clothes, but I went shopping by myself.

HAHAHA thank you, friend

[nobodylikeshim]

Did anyone ask where your parents were? ♥

[pubertytwice]

No.
Did anyone ask where your circus is when you went shopping?

[nobodylikeshim]

No. ♠️
Anyone offer to get you a booster seat at a restaurant yet? ♥️

[pubertytwice]

You’re seriously a pain in my ass.
Instead of being a coward, you should really be honest and tell me why you’re trying to provoke me.

1/3

[nobodylikeshim]

LOL :)
Aw, don't be that way, Five.
Chit-chats are supposed to be fun.

[nobodylikeshim]

But anyway.

[nobodylikeshim]

I'm bored like I said.
There are strong people here, but none of them want to play. :(
They don't have it in them to kill a person in a regular fight.
Maybe to defend themselves. Maybe to protect others.
But just in general? No.
But! You're different. :) Right? :)

[pubertytwice]

_{[ Wow. Not beating around the bush anymore, are we? ]}

Most people typically don't become mass murderers because they're bored.
I don't understand why you think this would be something easy to find, especially here of all places.

_{[ He's a little confused, but okay. Also notice how he is avoiding Hisoka's question altogether... because he knows Hisoka is right. He is different. He isn't scared of killing cause he's done it so much. ]}

[nobodylikeshim]

Serial killers, maybe. :)
Because I found a few people back home.
But back home WAS a little different.
Those that learned abilities like mine are called Hunters. ;)

Yet people who come here with abilities are all so fluffy.
They don't have malice or bloodlust in them.
It makes for me just killing time and waiting around for people to play with.

[pubertytwice]

You're barking up the wrong tree, kid.
I took pride in my work, but it never gave me enjoyment.

_{[ Though, the right mechanism might would set him off. Say, harm someone he cares about. ]}

[nobodylikeshim]

Boo.

You sound like an assassin I know.
If you don't find any fun in your work, it's just a job. :(
I found lots of fun in my work. :)

[pubertytwice]

Well, I'm glad one of us is proud to be a psychopath.

_{[ He really had no choice in becoming a killing machine. It was either that or stay in the apocalypse, which was his own prideful act.
There's a heap of self-loathing in his tiny body... just like the rest of his family.
Thanks, Reginald. ]}

[nobodylikeshim]

I'm awful, but I'm happy. :)
You're awful and you're grumpy. :(
My friend was awful and oblivious. :X
Which one of us is living their best life?

I think it would be me and that's just a different kind of awful, wouldn't you say, Five. :)

[pubertytwice]

I’m not looking to be a “happy” person.
Neither do I want to get involved with whatever it is you consider “play.”

[nobodylikeshim]

That's very sad, Five. :(

Aw. You're no fun.

[pubertytwice]

That’s right.
A stick in the mud, no fun, old timer.

Not the type of person you need to be meddling with.

1/2

[nobodylikeshim]

Now you're just being cute.